STFU Penguins

rebekahloves:

fabfrochick:

johnnybenchcalled:

thempress:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.

lol

Being 30+

yeah this feels accurate to the 30+ crowd.

“Hey guys, remember [Five-Year-Old Movie/Show]? Lol we’re so old!”

Having just watched the original Khan episode, and considering the original eugenics war took place in the 90s, I am looking forward to a totally grungified account of Khan’s origin story in this film.

blueandbluer:

I always thought Gordon Ramsay yelled at people because he had a hot temper. However, when Amy and Samy yelled back, and louder and more crazily, he quickly changed tacks.

It’s clear to me that in fact, his temper is incredibly well controlled. His well-known explosions are very calculated to get reactions. When he found that it had the opposite of a useful effect with these two loons, he abandoned the tactic.

I find myself having a lot more respect for him than I previously did.

His tip-pocketing-rage seriously impressed me. He seemed genuinely more scandalized by that than anything else in that restaurant, and that aspect was running against some stiff competition.

cowboykhaleesi:

NO.

NO.

NO.

I’ve had someone come up to my desk once in response to a highly detailed and technical email explaining that should “make things easier”. No, weaselcakes, it makes it easier for YOU to respond in half-baked sentences full of hems and haws while you try to figure out what you actually want to say because you couldn’t type your way out of a wet paper bag with a flaming chainsaw, while I sit here and try to translate them into writing, which is what you should be doing.

zaataronpita:

racheyz:

אורלי יש אבל נעלם השמש

 #the sun is gone but i have a light

This is written backwards.

And there’s a space missing. And the gender is wrong.