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December 2010
Perspective
Sockbaby: Mrrrgfff
Guy: Agh. Sorry I woke you up.
Sockbaby: *yawn*... Did you just take pictures of me while I was sleeping?
Guy: Um...
Sockbaby: ....
Guy: Yes
Sockbaby: *glare*
Guy: Listen, it's not creepy when you do it to a cat.
Sockbaby: Do you even listen to the words that come out of your mouth?
Guy: Well, it isn't!
Sockbaby: Whatever. Keep walking, weirdo.
Brothers Who Served in Vietnam Fight Deportation →
At 62, Valente Valenzuela faces deportation back to a country he left as a child. Wounded in Vietnam, issued a Bronze Star for bravery, and a sufferer of post traumatic stress disorder, Valente cannot believe that the country he served with honor now wants to turn its back on him. His brother, Manuel, who also fought in the Vietnam war, has also been ordered out of the country.
The way our...
Ron Artest raffled off his ring, raised more than... →
baconqurlyq:
The former bad boy and current goofball, most recently seen bounding into the Miami Heat bench during Saturday’s game, has devoted much of his time to raising money for mental health awareness, specifically to get more mental health workers in schools so kids can get help they might not otherwise be able to afford.
I usually don’t care at all about sports, but this is really...
Knee Jerk Reflexes: Functional
And this concludes today’s exciting edition of “Check the actual link to ensure you’re not commenting on a goddamn satirical article, especially if your day’s already crap in the first place”
Even an unbroken clock is wrong twice a day, or something.
Blurgh.
Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing... →
greenstate:
2gayvirgos:
Doesn’t he know the best way to stay warm while snowed-in is GAY BUTT SEX?
good thing i live in super gay seattle, where it doesn’t snow that often. nobody’s gonna punish us. we just get showered with rain and organic produce.
I guess my mother’s emergency trip to take care of my ailing grandmother in Israel is, like, supergay or something. It’s a good...
Possession as nine-tenths of the law
Sockbaby: 'sup.
Guy: I want to go to sleep and you're on my blanket. That's what's up.
Sockbaby: I'm pretty sure that's my blanket. *sniff* see? Smells like me. Therefore: mine.
Guy: I'm pretty sure I bought it. You know, with money? Do you even know what money is?
Sockbaby: Sure, it's an intermediary economic device meant to bridge the gaps left by barter economies.
Guy: How the hell do you know this?
Sockbaby: I live next to your computer, which has internet. Remember?
Guy: Well, how about you parlay those skills to get a damn job and buy your own blanket?
Sockbaby: Yeah, sure. Because cats who type 3 words an hour are super employable...
Guy: Listen, I don't have time for this. *yank*
Sockbaby: ...What the hell just happened?
Guy: I got my blanket back is what happened. You gots served.
Sockbaby: But... I'm standing in the same spot...
Guy: Yeah, that's called "skills". Better recognize.
Sockbaby: I was sitting on that!
Guy: And now you're not. Magic!
Sockbaby: Fine, you win. I hope it keeps you warm when you burn in bad human kitty hell. Rubs?
Guy: You're just asking because you want to be back on the blanket.
Sockbaby: I won't lie. It's on the list, but you can't resist the fuzzles, can you?
Guy: *sigh* no. No I can't. You're too fuzzy.
Sockbaby: You're alright for a monkey, you know that?
Guy: Yeah, I know. You're a good cat, too. G'night Sockbaby.
Sockbaby: Merry Christmas.
Guy: Um. I'm Jewish.
Sockbaby: I know. I just like messing with ya. And othercat already left you a present by the drier.
Guy: What?
Sockbaby: Nothing. Goodnight.
“It’s an insult to his mother and to his father, and I knew his mother and father...”
– New Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie • Expressing his anger over the “birther” movement – something he has a personal stake in because he was good friends with Obama’s parents when they first met and had Barack. So, just to shut those morons up, he’s working on ways to improve the law or offer even more...
“It’s an insult to his mother and to his father, and I knew his mother and father...”
– New Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie • Expressing his anger over the “birther” movement – something he has a personal stake in because he was good friends with Obama’s parents when they first met and had Barack. So, just to shut those morons up, he’s working on ways to improve the law or offer even more...
Things that made 2010 my best year yet
(Part 1 of 3, in increasing order of controversy. Contains shameless naval gazing. You have been warned)
Today marks exactly one year since the day I spent in a Van Nuys cul-de-sac learning how to ride a bicycle.
“Wait, you never rode a bike before?” is a question I usually get when I say this, and, yeah, there aren’t a whole lot of people out there who learn how to ride a...
Things that made 2010 my best year yet
(Part 1 of 3, in increasing order of controversy. Contains shameless naval gazing. You have been warned)
Today marks exactly one year since the day I spent in a Van Nuys cul-de-sac learning how to ride a bicycle.
“Wait, you never rode a bike before?” is a question I usually get when I say this, and, yeah, there aren’t a whole lot of people out there who learn how to ride a...
stfuconservatives:
Submitted by gabrielarising: “My religion brings all the boys to the yard/And their like/It’s better than yours/Damn right it’s better than yours/I can teach you/But I have to charge”Kindergarteners evangelizing to classmates: truly the spirit of the holidays!
Oh, come on. It’s not like the kid was handing out Chick tracts or anything. She’s raised with a...
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“Thanks in part to this bunker mentality, American Christianity has become what...”
– Ross Douthat (via azspot)
“Thanks in part to this bunker mentality, American Christianity has become what...”
– Ross Douthat (via azspot)
“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing...”
– Thomas Jefferson (via evilteabagger)
thomas jefferson owned slaves
(via joinakibbutz)
SLAVES.
Tasty, delicious context
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B of A snaps up $EXECNAMEsucks domains prior to... →
headphonesnotrequired:
Bank of America has started snapping up “sucks” and “blows” domains for its executives in seeming preparation for the coming Wikileaks dirty-little-secrets-haemorrhage. In a stunning tribute to the financial acumen of BofA’s C-suite, they seem to have missed the fact that total combinations of $FIRSTNAME/INITIAL + $LASTNAME +...
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...”
– Bertrand Russell (via myconvolutedmind)
In support of Israel...
accordingtosami:
savagemike:
chrisjgavin:
…they need to tell the Palestinians to GTFO. The land belongs to Israel.
So I guess you’d tell the Native Americans to GTFO too? You really are a moron.
You don’t understand mike, see the Jews are way better because Jesus was a Jew so it doesn’t MATTER that they lost their holy land hundreds of years ago or that it is now also another religions...
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Thermal Disagreements
Sockbaby: Morning. Rubs.
Guy: am cold. need blankets.
Sockbaby: No. Rubs.
Guy: Need blankets. Get off Chest. Cold.
Sockbaby: Not cold. Haz fur. Rubs!
Guy: Ok, fine. Rubs.
Sockbaby: Mmmmmm.... Like rubs.
Guy: Fuzzy cat good. Cheer up bad morning. Still cold, though. Need blanket
Sockbaby: I have considered your plea for blankets and after careful analysis determined they are less important than rubs.
Guy: But cold.
Sockbaby: Listen, I'm done talking like this. Use big boy words or I'm just going to ignore you.
Guy: It's goddamn morning and I'm cold, damnit!
Sockbaby: I'm pretty sure my rubs are still more important. Also: language. Seriously.
Guy: Ok, I have a compromise, how about I cover both of us and that way I can be less cold and you can get rubs! See? Easy!
Sockbaby: I RESENT THIS
Guy: Wait, check it out. See? I'm warm and you're getting rubs.
Sockbaby: No deal! Get me outta here!
Guy: No way. I'm warm now and must have my morning fuzzles.
Sockbaby: Where's the exit? Where's the goddamn exit?!
Guy: I'm not telling you. Also: language. Also also: Aww, who's got the fuzzy ears?
Sockbaby: AAARRRGGGH!!! DAMN YOU!!!
Rape rampant in US military →
abcsoupdot:
via omarha-redeye
From Al Jazeera:
A Command Sergeant Major told Catherine Jayne West of the Mississippi National Guard, “There aren’t but two places for women - in the kitchen or in the bedroom. Women have no place in the military.”
She was raped by fellow soldier Private First Class Kevin Lemeiux, at the sprawling Camp Anaconda, north of Baghdad. The defense lawyer in court...
