March 2012
February 2012
Twosdai Troof
butahp:
I have no uvula. It was taken when I had sleep apnea surgery years ago. Hurt like a bitch and I had no idea that it was going to be taken out. Needless to say finding that out was a shock.
My wife calls it my “gaping cock holster.”
I refer to mine as a Throat Briss
blueandbluer asked: What's your position on halvah?
TMI Tuesday →
Currently taking questions on anything but the following:
Bagels
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
Me: I am actually looking forward to this show!
Basically what this Pennsylvania Abortion Law Is...
Legal guardian: We have decided to pull the plug on my son.
Doctor: Okay, well first I want to give you these pictures of him imaged two years from now. Isn't he handsome?
I'm holding out for the Spice Girls' collective...
Lawlz
No Thank You, Apple
blueandbluer:
wailingbeansidhe:
You do not autocorrect “whisky” to “whiskey.” You obviously do not know the damned difference.
I fucking do.
That will be all.
Truth
“The Dune Prequels by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson. Frank Herbert wrote...”
– 10 Science Fiction Prequels that Aren’t as Bad as Phantom Menace
Their names are killing words.
Always rebagel
“And they a dealership about your creek to build its name a link to the pond....”
– My Mom (according to Google Voice’s parsing of her Hebrew voicemail)
“I happened to be talking to a student about this yesterday, and brought up the...”
– Politics, Art, Representation (For the Umpteenth) - Parabasis
via Mike Daisey
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Santorum: Democratic Party An Orgy Of Sex And... →
spytap:
From “viable” Presidential candidate Rick Santorum. Man, this guy is the gift that keeps on giving. Also in the same article, Santorum explains how it’s impossible to be a liberal and a Christian. A comic genius, he is.
Note to self: become more politically active.
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Tumblr, what have you done to me?
andothercuriosities:
“And what about the late Mister Pamuk?” she asked. “Won’t he resurrect himself every time we argue?”
“No,” he answered, shaking his head.
“You mean you’ve forgiven me?”
“No, I haven’t forgiven you,” he replied.
Then Mary cried and ran out into the street without looking where she was going. “Wait!” Matthew called out. But it was too late and Edith had already hit Mary...
The Busty Girl's Ultimate Styling Guide →
bronwen:
Usually the advice I see online about how to dress curvy figures is written by skinny women who have no fucking idea how to dress curvy figures. This is better.
Paging the BBB…
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Georgia Democrats to propose limitations on... →
someauthorgirl:
historicalupstart:
As members of Georgia’s House of Representatives debate whether to prohibit abortions for women more than 20 weeks pregnant, House Democrats planned to introduce their own reproductive rights plan: No more vasectomies that leave “thousands of children … deprived of birth.”
SCIENSCE FACT: Vasectomy patients are often traumatized FOR LIFE by the...
Cracked: the 5 most ridiculously sexist superhero... →
stfuconservatives:
Tell me again how this isn’t objectification? My fragile sensitive lady brain can’t understand how pointing this out secretly hurts women. (r/t somuchdependsupon for linking this)
-Jess
Yet another reason I stay far, far away from DC books that aren’t batman.
Watchsomeauthorgirl:
thedailywhat:
No Shoes, No Same-Sex Marriage, No Service of the Day: New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez will have find a new place to get her hair did after her openly gay stylist refused to allow her back in his salon until she changes her stance on same-sex marriage.
“The governor’s aides called not too long ago, wanting another appointment to come in,” Antonio Darden,...
“The cats are freaking out, like you’d expect. Their poops are gone and...”
– My under-the-radar iambic to ze Mrs, because I’m a smug arsehole.
...throw yourself at the ground and miss.: That... →
erinburr:
someauthorgirl:
When Fundamentalist Republicans turn magically into Jews.
Did you know that you can be an Evangelist AND an Orthodox Jew?
It’s true. You flip a switch. You get to believe all of the exclusionary verses, and do none of the work!
Exclude gay people AND…
NGL, one of my guilty pleasures is tuning into Israeli news sources come election time. The political...
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The tit of his penis
blueandbluer:
scoldylox:
shitmystudentswrite:
It was at the Jewish barmitsfa that a young boy gets circumscribed, which means having the tit of his penis cut off ritualistically speaking.
Good researching skills.
I’m sure this student also thinks we all have horns. GOOD JOB, SON.
We encourage horrible spelling and poor research skills, as they allows us to continue operating our...
“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
Rick Santorum says his "phony theology" criticism... →
stfuconservatives:
Environmentalism isn’t a theology you lying sack of shit! Not to mention that your press secretary had a Freudian slip and called it “radical Islamic policies.” Sorry buddy, you’re sewing the seeds of “Obama’s a Muslim Oogedy Boogedy!” and everyone can fucking see right through your sweater-vest. -Joe
Reblogging for truth and use of the words “oogedy boogedy”
blueandbluer asked: Gimme the two flowers. Parental damage is the best damage!
“…under George W. Bush, the price of gasoline increased from $1.60 per gallon...”
– GOP Deceptions About Gas Prices
Answering questions instead of working →
blueandbluer:
billiethepoet:
✞ Your religious Views?
✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? ✿ Relationship with your father? ❀ Relationship with your mother? ✩ Who is your most loved person? ♛ Have you ever been bullied? ☂ What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? ♞ What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? ❄ What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen...
