This is slut-shaming bullshit. Not cute.
No, Ariel just gave up her, you know, voice. And Belle had to trade herself as a prisoner, nbd.
Also, technically speaking, Mulan absolutely did have to take her dress off. THEY DON’T LET YOU IN THE ARMY WITH A DRESS, OP!Sleeping Beauty and Snow White had to give up consciousness. In fact, technically, Snow White was dead.
But that’s better than having sex, amirite?? …RITE?
…GUISE?
*crickets*
Oh come on, Shang would have been all over Ping, if Mulan wasn’t too afraid to be found out. And you cannot convince me that Pocahontas and John smith weren’t getting it on. And what do you think Jasmine and Aladdin were doing AFTER that magic carpet ride, he could totally bypass daddy, and straight to her room. And don’t even get me started on the kinky shit that Belle was into.
Pssht, we all know about Belle and the late nights at the Bear clubs.
TIL some people base their sex lives on Disney movies, And that it’s somehow even creepier than I could’ve imagined.
(Source: peacelovelaughandmb)
