STFU Penguins

Seriously, they're not even proper birds

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...throw yourself at the ground and miss.: That awkward moment

erinburr:

someauthorgirl:

When Fundamentalist Republicans turn magically into Jews.

Did you know that you can be an Evangelist AND an Orthodox Jew?

It’s true. You flip a switch. You get to believe all of the exclusionary verses, and do none of the work!

Exclude gay people AND…

NGL, one of my guilty pleasures is tuning into Israeli news sources come election time. The political Israel-fetishists are even funnier from that angle.

  1. stfupenguins reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    AND… NGL, one of my guilty pleasures is tuning into Israeli news sources come election time. The political...
  2. someauthorgirl reblogged this from erinburr and added:
    You’re right! And I realized the best part for them! They don’t actually have to hang out with Real Jews! Just, like,...
  3. erinburr reblogged this from someauthorgirl and added:
    Did you know that you can be an Evangelist AND an Orthodox Jew? It’s true. You flip a switch. You get to believe all of...
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